Actually, I'm not blue. I worked it out. But here's a story for all you collectors of UFOs, you wild and woolly wool-stashers and sufferers of start-itis.
The pattern is Hot Cocoa, designed by Jordana Paige, appearing in the More Big Girl Knits book, and it is a great-looking, class act sweater. In the pictures in the book, anyway.
However, let's say that along about, oh, maybe January 2011, you grab the gorgeous Ballad Blue Rowan Cashsoft DK that you stashed in, let's say, March 2010, and you knit 27 rows of this sweater, which has 3 different stitch patterns per row, with a 6-row repeat, with decreases on every 5th row that affects where you start with the first stitch pattern on all right side rows, with an extra stockinette stitch on either end of every row.
Let's say you dutifully keep track of exactly where you are in the pattern using highlighter tape and the best knitting row counter in the world (which, alas, they no longer manufacture).
Then let's say you put the project away as a UFO for TWO YEARS.
It sits there in one of your project bags for TWO YEARS, carefully covered with a clear plastic bag to keep out the dust and spiders, and every month or two it whispers, "Remember me?" and you ignore it. And the longer you wait, the longer you think it's too complicated to deal with because you are overwhelmed with, say, moving, and the more complicated you imagine it is, the more afraid you become.
And then there's that glorious moment where you realize, "That pattern ain't the boss of me! I am the Yarnmaster! I ain't afraid o' no patterns! I have a degree in Russian Language, for heaven's sake! I can figure out any pattern that comes down the pike! And besides, I'm all unpacked. My brain functioning is returning to something resembling normal. Whatever's normal for me, anyway."
So you pick it up again and dutifully read the directions, even taking your time, studying and pondering, and you say, "Aha! I've got it!" and you gleefully start knitting and then you realize you forgot to start at a different point in the first stitch pattern because of the decreases, so you frog a few rows, no biggie, and start again, remembering to count backwards from the first stitch marker so you know how many stitches you have and therefore, where to start in the pattern, and you knit a dozen or so rows, and then you realize you're supposed to decrease on row 5 of the pattern instead of row 1. So you take a deep breath and... well, let me put it this way:
I have decided that yarn is squishy, stretching and forgiving, and the fact that one time, I decreased 2 rows later than the pattern instructs will be FINE. It might even be BETTER. Will I do the same thing when I do the front panels? I doubt it. I will finesse it. I will fix it. I will make it work.
Despite my procrastination and minor frogging, this is a super fun sweater pattern, and assuming I am making the right size, which is debatable because it's likely this size will be too small and the next size up would have been too big, it will be FINE because I can always add a side panel between the back and the front. I've done that before. I am a Sidepanelmaster as well.
So, just a friendly word, speaking from recent experience, about setting aside those UFOs for too long: yes, it takes time to pick up where you left off. Mistakes may happen.
But do not be afraid. Do not be very afraid. Just pick it up and start again; it will come back to you. And never frog unless absolutely necessary!